Could a native Russian speaker please translate this? Thank you!?

Please don't copy and paste it into a translator. I do know a little Russian, so I will know when you do that. -_-



You are driving me crazy. There is a space after every punctuation mark in the English language. It is the same as in the Russian language. Second, please grow up. You are living in a fantasy world. I understand you are just trying to make your life more interesting but it is very sad. Third, I don't believe you are even from Russia. You probably can't even read this. Could a native Russian speaker please translate this? Thank you!?
孝褘 褋胁芯写懈褕褜 屑械薪褟 褋 褍屑邪. 袙 邪薪谐谢懈泄褋泻芯屑 褟蟹褘泻械, 泻邪泻 懈 胁 褉褍褋褋泻芯屑, 褋褌邪胁褟褌褋褟 锌褉芯斜械谢褘 锌芯褋谢械 蟹薪邪泻芯胁 锌褉械锌懈薪邪薪懈褟 (or 锌褍薪泻褌褍邪褑懈芯薪薪褘褏 蟹薪邪泻芯胁). 袙芯-胁褌芯褉褘褏, 锌芯卸邪谢褍泄褋褌邪, 褋褌邪薪芯胁懈褋褜 胁蟹褉芯褋谢械械. 孝褘 卸懈胁械褕褜 胁 屑懈褉械 褎邪薪褌邪蟹懈泄 (or 胁 胁芯芯斜褉邪卸邪械屑芯屑 屑懈褉械). 携 锌芯薪懈屑邪褞, 褌褘 褌芯谢褜泻芯 锌褘褌邪械褕褜褋褟 褋写械谢邪褌褜 褋胁芯褞 卸懈蟹薪褜 斜芯谢械械 懈薪褌械褉械褋薪芯泄, 薪芯 褝褌芯 芯褔械薪褜 锌械褔邪谢褜薪芯. 袙-褌褉械褌褜懈褏, 褟 薪械 胁械褉褞 写邪卸械, 褔褌芯 褌褘 懈蟹 袪芯褋褋懈懈. 袙芯蟹屑芯卸薪芯, 褌褘 薪械 褋屑芯卸械褕褜 写邪卸械 锌褉芯褔械褋褌褜 褝褌芯.Could a native Russian speaker please translate this? Thank you!?
I wish I could help since I am a native Russian speaker... but I can't becuase I don't have the keyboard. Sorry.



EDIT: Teresa, this is wrong. I can tell you are not fluent so don't help her out if you CAN'T.Could a native Russian speaker please translate this? Thank you!?
lol, you tell 'em!