Russian to English - please translate this - not with an online translator please!?

I get the general idea. They want me to answer yes/no questions and it's about whether you can know something from a given sentence. But my Russian isn't anywhere near good enough to decipher the actual phrases. Help!



袩褉芯 泻邪卸写芯械 锌褉械写谢芯卸械薪懈械, 芯褌胁械褌褜褌械 薪邪 胁芯锌褉芯褋, "袦芯卸薪芯 谢懈 褌邪泻 褋泻邪蟹邪褌褜?" 袧械泻芯褌芯褉褘械 锌褉械写谢芯卸械薪懈褟 屑芯谐褍褌 斜褘褌褜 褋褌褉邪薪薪褘屑懈 锌芯 褋屑褘褋谢褍, 薪芯 薪邪褋 懈薪褌械褉械褋褍械褌 褌芯谢褜泻芯 屑芯卸薪芯 谢懈 胁 锌褉懈薪褑懈锌械 褌邪泻 胁褘褉邪蟹懈褌褜褋褟.



袦芯卸薪芯 谢懈 褌邪泻 褋泻邪蟹邪褌褜?



袝屑褍 薪械 褌褉械斜褍械褌褋褟, 懈 锌芯 褝褌芯屑褍 芯薪 芯褌写邪谢, 谢械蟹胁懈械 懈蟹 蟹邪泻邪谢褢薪薪芯泄 褋褌邪谢懈.



袨薪 薪械 褋芯褋械写褍 芯褌胁邪谢懈谢, 邪 薪邪芯斜芯褉芯褌 芯斜褉邪写芯胁邪谢褋褟, 褋薪械谐褍 褋 斜谢懈卸邪泄褕械泄 谐芯褉褘.



袨薪 薪械 薪邪锌芯褉芯谢褋褟, 邪 褋褌芯褟谢, 薪邪 谢械蟹胁懈械 懈蟹 薪械褉卸邪胁械褞褖械泄 褋褌邪谢懈.



袨薪 薪邪褋褌褍锌懈谢, 薪械 锌芯褋屑芯褌褉械胁 锌芯写 薪芯谐懈, 薪邪 褋械写谢械 懈蟹 泻芯褉芯胁褜械泄 泻芯卸懈.



袨薪 斜褘谢 褉邪写, 泻邪泻 懈 泻邪卸写褘泄 斜褘谢 斜褘, 褋邪褏邪褉褍 懈蟹 斜褉邪蟹懈谢褜褋泻芯谐芯 褌褉芯褋褌薪懈泻邪.



袨薪 褋芯褋械写褍 锌芯写谢懈谢, 锌芯泻邪 胁褋械 芯褌胁械褉薪褍谢懈褋褜, 褔邪褞 褋 泻芯蟹褜懈屑 屑芯谢芯泻芯屑.



袨薪 褋芯褏褉邪薪懈谢, 薪邪胁械褉薪芯械 写谢褟 斜褍写褍褖懈褏 胁薪褍泻芯胁, 斜械蟹写械谢褍褕泻褍 懈蟹 锌褍谐芯胁懈褑 懈 斜懈褋褋械褉邪.



袨薪 薪械 锌谢芯褏芯 芯褌薪芯褋懈褌褋褟, 邪 薪邪芯斜芯褉芯褌 锌褉懈胁褘泻, 泻 屑芯谢芯泻褍 褋 谐芯褉褜泻懈屑 屑褢写芯屑.



袨薪 锌芯褉邪写芯胁邪谢褋褟, 褏芯褌褟 懈 薪械 斜褘谢 谢褞斜懈褌械谢械屑 邪谢泻芯谐芯谢褟, 胁懈薪邪 懈蟹 褔褢褉薪芯泄 褋屑芯褉芯写懈薪褘.



袝屑褍 薪邪写芯械谢邪, 锌芯褋谢械 写胁邪写褑邪褌懈 谢械褌 锌芯谢褜蟹芯胁邪薪懈褟, 褌邪褉械谢泻褍 褋 褋懈褉械薪械胁芯泄 泻邪褢屑泻芯泄.



袨薪 薪械 薪邪褋褌褍锌懈谢, 邪 褋懈写械谢, 薪邪 胁械写褉e 褋 斜芯谢褜褕芯泄 写褘褉泻芯泄.



袨薪 褋芯褋械写褍 锌芯写泻懈薪褍谢, 锌芯 写芯斜褉芯褌械 写褍褕懈, 褋薪械谐e 褋 锌褉芯械蟹卸械泄 褔邪褋褌懈.



袨薪 薪械 褋芯褋械写褍 芯褌褋褘锌邪谢, 邪 薪邪芯斜芯褉芯褌 芯斜褉邪写芯胁邪谢褋褟, 泻褉褍锌械 懈蟹 邪褉屑褟薪褋泻芯谐芯 屑邪谐邪蟹懈薪邪.



袝屑褍 薪械 褌褉械斜褍械褌褋褟, 懈 锌芯 褝褌芯屑褍 芯薪 芯褌写邪谢, 褉褍泻芯褟褌泻褍 芯褌 褋褌邪褉懈薪薪芯谐芯 褉褍卸褜褟.



袨薪 薪械 锌谢芯褏芯 芯褌薪芯褋懈褌褋褟, 邪 薪邪芯斜芯褉芯褌 锌褉懈褋褌褉邪褋褌懈谢褋褟, 泻 胁懈薪褍 懈蟹 屑芯褉芯卸械薪薪芯谐芯 胁懈薪芯谐褉邪写邪.



袝屑褍 薪械 薪褉邪胁懈褌褋褟, 褏芯褌褟 褝褌芯 芯褔械薪褜 褋褌褉邪薪薪芯, 褏邪谢胁邪 褋 屑褢写芯屑 懈 芯褉械褏邪屑懈.Russian to English - please translate this - not with an online translator please!?
Answer to the question "Can you say like this?" about each sentence. Some sentences might have strange sense, but we're interested only if you can actually say like this.



Can you say like this?



__________

I'm not sure if translation of the sentences will help. They probably want to check if you're using Russian correctly, they just messed up grammar and phrases. Where did you get that from?Russian to English - please translate this - not with an online translator please!?
commas on the wrong places in many sentences.

sounds as a collections of words, grammar mistakes, endings of words are wrong.

russians do not talk like this. It sounds for russian like pigin english sounds for you.

senseless. If u had normal origin, it could be better.