How can u say this is russian (or ukrainian)?

Can you translate this for me please in russian or ukrainian



Nothing, how are you , why dont you put a picture or youself on vkontakte?



Please dont use a translator because that doesnt work very well.. Thanks in advanceHow can u say this is russian (or ukrainian)?
Two optional translations: One is for someone who is, i guess, around your age, or a younger person... The bottom translation is more of a respectful way of saying it. I think the first one will work though :)



袧懈褔械谐芯, 邪 泻邪泻 褌褘? 袗 锌芯褔械屑褍 斜褘 褌械斜械 薪械 锌芯褋褌邪胁懈褌褜 褋胁芯褞 褎芯褌泻褍 薪邪 vkontakte?



袧懈褔械谐芯, 邪 泻邪泻 袙褘? 袗 锌芯褔械屑褍 斜褘 袙邪屑 薪械 锌芯褋褌邪胁懈褌褜 褋胁芯褞 褎芯褌芯谐褉邪褎懈褞 薪邪 vkontakte?How can u say this is russian (or ukrainian)?
"袧懈褔械谐芯. 袣邪泻 锌芯卸懈胁邪械褌械? 袩芯褔械屑褍 斜褘 胁邪屑 薪械 锌芯褋褌邪胁懈褌褜 泻邪褉褌懈薪褍 褋 褋械斜褟 vkontake?" - "Nichego. Kak pozhivaete? Pochemu b' vam postavit kartinu s sebya vkontakte?"



Hope that helps! =]How can u say this is russian (or ukrainian)?
Nichego. Kak dela? Pochemu ne veshesh svoi fotki vkontakte?
nichevo, a ti kak, pochemu bi tebe ne rozmestit svoiu fotografiu?

sorry, didnt get the last tow words.