English to Russian translation, help (no translators)?

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No, I'm not an American. I haven't even been to the U.S. That's funny. How do you know how to speak Russian so well?



I'm impressed. It's nice to meet you.English to Russian translation, help (no translators)?
No, I'm not an American - 袧械褌, 褟 薪械 邪屑械褉懈泻邪薪泻邪 (Nyet, ya ne amereekAnka)



I haven't even been to the U.S - 携 薪懈泻芯谐写邪 薪械 斜褘谢邪 胁 小楔袗 (Ya neekagdA ne bylA v seshea (e like in met, a like u in fun).



That's funny - 协褌芯 蟹邪斜邪胁薪芯 (Eto (e like in met) zabAvno)



How do you know how to speak Russian so well? 袨褌泻褍写邪 褌褘 褌邪泻 褏芯褉芯褕芯 蟹薪邪械褕褜 褉褍褋褋泻懈泄? (informal addressing, atkUda ty tak kharashO znAyesh rUsskiy?)



I'm impressed - 携 锌芯写 胁锌械褔邪褌谢械薪懈械屑, 褟 胁芯褋褏懈褖械薪邪 (Ya pod vpechatlYEniem, ya vaskheeshchenA)



It's nice to meet you - 袩褉懈褟褌薪芯 褋 褌芯斜芯泄 锌芯蟹薪邪泻芯屑懈褌褜褋褟 (PreeYAtno s tabOy paznakOmeetsya)English to Russian translation, help (no translators)?
袧械褌, 褟 薪械 邪屑械褉懈泻邪薪泻邪. 携 写邪卸械 薪械 斜褘谢 胁 小楔袗, 褔褌芯 褋屑械褕薪芯. 袨褌泻褍写邪 胁褘 褌邪泻 褏芯褉芯褕芯 蟹薪邪械褌械 褉褍褋褋泻懈泄?

携 胁锌械褔邪褌谢械薪. 袩褉懈褟褌薪芯 锌芯蟹薪邪泻芯屑懈褌褜褋褟.